20 question thing, I am hip

1) I feed the ants in my house sugar out of my hands. If my dad found out he would kill me.
2) I want to go to the University of Chicago, but I will probaly go to UF, maybe i will get a job on a cargo ship and get off on some distant continent instead.
3) My favorite icecream is pistachio, lately ive been eating peanuts with orange juice.
4) It makes me happy to think about how hard it was to open up a peanut shell, and now it is so easy.
5) which reminds me, my life is very easy. I feels as though complaining would make me ungrateful. I hate ungrateful people.
6) because my life is so easy i lack the angst and stuggle required to be a writer or artist. Which is good because otherwise i'd have to pull a Berryman, Hart Crane, Brautigan or Hemmingway. In respect for tradition.
7) I dont have the guts I wish to have, but im growing them. I've always been honest with people, which takes guts. Being honest with myself takes more guts.
8) Highschool has taught me to lower my expectations. What a lesson that is.
9) I have two older sisters, the oldest was in the army, I dont respect her very much but her life is very hard. The younger one is married and introduced me to a lot of music when i was little, especially the aquabats and minor threat. I wouldnt be this cool without her.
10) I hate when people state a very mild opinion about someone else, and if the people in the conversation agree with that opinion they slowly intensify it to make sure they dont offend anyone. Stop doing that.
11) I hate people who act artistic but have no real creativity, just the appearance. and that kid in my 4th hour who talks wise and says "you kids are blah blah blah" alot. screw that guy
12) I dont smoke or drink, which KILLS my social life.
13) Dont lie to people. even if its ment to be nice.
14) I dont curse, and i dont like it when girls curse, or when little kids learn to curse.
15) I've had two girlfriends in my life, which bothers other people more then it bothers me.
16) I like biology alot, I got my biology text book for christmas last year. I know the names of lots of trees and bugs and animals and seriously believe you are interested. I will tell you pointless information about nature and wait for you to say thanks.
17) poor writing really bothers me
18) My dad is an Illustrator and for a time i wanted to be one too. My mom is a banker and I've never wanted to be that. My mom is a Titan though. It would be funny to take her to homecoming.
19) My uncle pete went to the desert out west with his one legged friend to film aliens. They brought atvs, a camper and lots of equipment. Their mechanic got in a bar fight with them in pensacola and sabatoged the rv. Then in the desert my uncle had an abcess on his leg with got infected and gang green so he almost had his leg amputated.
20) Im not serious enough.